Sanjee the Cat's Blog

Dis is gettin repetitititititititive

2011-06-06T13:57:00.000-04:00

Yep, we still bloggin together MOL
Over here.

Yep, still bloggin together

2010-01-12T09:28:00.002-05:00

I thought maybe I should say that. We're over at House of the (Mostly) Black Cats now. Come by!

Bloggin Together

2008-06-24T00:19:00.000-04:00

Yep, we's still bloggin together over at HotMBC. Come visit :)
Purrrrrrrrs,
Sanjee

Wow

2007-08-08T21:38:00.000-04:00

It's been over a year since I moved to the noo bloggy! That's hard to believe!!! Come visit ofur there. Or visit us all at the Cat Blogosphere!

Moving!

2006-06-16T10:59:00.000-04:00

Well, Mommy is rebelling. Look what she put on her blog! She's makin us move to a new SHARED blog. That's so unfair! Just cuz we don't have opposable thums. HMPH!

(From Mommy's blog: "I just can't keep up with all these blogs for me and the cats. I only have two opposable thumbs, after all! So I've moved us all to the ...

House of the (Mostly) Black Cats!

Sanjee, Boni, Mini, Gree, Pepi, me and Grandma Cat will all blog there from now on."

I guess we gotta go there. Come see me at the new blog please :)

Look Out Guys

2006-06-15T20:20:00.000-04:00

I didn't wanna brag bout it, but now that the torch gotted to the Big Piney Woods, I think I gotta. I may be a girl, but I'm a great tub soccer player! I wouldn't let the photographer get pictures of me purracticing cuz I don't wanna give away my moves. But here's one of me inspectin the practice rink.

It's a purrty purractice rink, but it's a tough one on the "ice". I'm all in shape for the Tub Soccer, so you guys better watch out. *kitty nods*

Do you ever wonder...

2006-06-13T21:44:00.000-04:00

about YOUR Mommy? I wonder about mine sometimes. All we tolded her to do was get one teensy weensy little postcard from Furrginia to send to our friend Zeus. So she went to one store and they didn't have any postcards at all. And she went to another store and they didn't have any. And another. And another. Finally Grandma Cat tolded her "Let's try THIS store." Well, THIS Borders store (I guess it's on the borders of Furrginia) has postcards. But no Furrginia postcards!!! Mommy got a postcard even tho it wasn't a Furrginia postcard and she brought it home. Not only it won't a Furrginia postcard, it didn't even have a cat on it!!! I said, "Mooooooooommmmmmmmy! If you weren't gonna get a Furrginia postcard, we coulda sent one of Timmy's Mommy's cool kitty over the moon postcards! We got them right here. See?"

They looks ljust like this but bigger!

Mommy said some furry bad words when I tolded her bout the Moon Kitty postcards we already had. She said somefin bout the price a gas and runnin round and I dunno what else too. But since Mommy wented to many places to look for a Furrginia postcard, we sended Zeus the one she gotted. Even tho it didn't have Furrginia OR a kitty on it. Next time we won't tell Mommy to get a postcard. We'll just send Timmy's Moon Kitty card!

You can get your own neato cool Moon Kitty stuff AND Timmy stuff at

Click the Pikture!

And you can get REAL LIVE Catolympics 2006 goodies atClick the Pikture!

I do wonder bout my Mommy sometimes.

PS. Timmy and his Mommy run those shops and the piktures are for their shops and belongs to them.

Home Again Home Again Jiggetyjog

2006-06-08T08:08:00.000-04:00

That's what Mommy says when she comes home. I dunno what a jiggetyjog is, but it sounds happy cuz it's a home thing! I'm glad I'm back home. The world is furry big and kinda skeery. But it was fun carryin the torch. I'm glad Boni and Pepi and Gree were with me tho. I'da been lots skeered without them. It was lotsa fun to meet Finnegan and Buddy tho! They are furry nice southern gentlecats! (And they're handsome too!) We talked bout all kinds of stuff like our favorite kindsa crunchies and treatsies and what the best mousie toys are. It was fun. But it's still good to be home with Mommy and Grandma. Too bad Mini didn't move next door while we were gone tho. I caught her sitting on MY pillow when I got home. I hissed at her and made her get off it cuz it's MINE. So now I got my pillow back and Mommy and Grandma petted me and Boni lots and told us how brave we are. My paws ached tho, so I'm glad I can teleport to the lympics.

We made it!!!

2006-06-04T21:50:00.000-04:00

We made it to Finnegan and Buddy's with the torch! Phew! That seemed like an awful long run. We gotta rest some now. More later :)

Carryin the Torch!

2006-06-04T05:07:00.000-04:00

Me and Boni are furry excited to be offishul Cat Olympics Torch Relay kitties! Mommy was concerned bout us, specially me cuz I haven't been outside since I got dopted. So Pepe and Gree are coming along with us to help us out and keep watch crossin streets n stuff. Me and Boni are gonna take turns carryin the torch. I'm first tho! See in the pikture Mommy taked? I am so excited my tail is stickin up straight! We'll let ya know about the trip when we stop somewhere there's a puter. Finny and Buddy, we're on the way!!!

Smeagol and Strider!

2006-06-04T02:03:00.000-04:00

Smeagol and Strider broughted the torch to us! We're so proud to be Official Cat Olympics Torch Relay kitties! See Boni's blog for a picture of all of us hangin out and news.

In the morning I'll post bout us takin the torch down to Finny and Buddy's!

From the Cat!!!

2006-05-22T04:41:00.000-04:00

Grandma sent Mommy this neato letter she got in the email. They laughed like it was a joke, but they're beans, so what do you expect? hehehe

From the Cat

1. Introduction: Why Do We Need Humans?
So you've decided to get yourself a human being. I doing so, you've joined the millions of other cats who have acquired these strange and often frustrating creatures. There will be any number of times, during the course of your association with humans, when you will wonder why you have bothered to grace them with your presence. What's so great about humans anyway? Why not just hang around with other cats? Our greatest philosophers have struggled with this question for centuries, but the answer is actually rather simple:

THEY HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS.

Which makes them the perfect tools for such tasks as opening doors, getting the lids off of cat food cans, changing television stations, and other activities that we, despite our other obvious advantages, find difficult to do ourselves. True, chimps, orangutans, and lemurs also have opposable thumbs, but they are nowhere as easy to train.

2. How and When to Get Your Human's Attention
Humans often erroneously assume that there are other, more important activities than taking care of your immediate needs, such as conducting business, spending time with their families, or even sleeping. Though this is dreadfully inconvenient, you can make this work to your advantage by pestering your human at the moment it is the busiest. It is usually so flustered that it will do whatever you want it to do, just to get you out of its hair. Not coincidentally, human teenagers follow this same practice. Here are some tried and true methods of getting your human to do what you want:

Sitting on paper: An oldie but a goodie. If a human has paper in front
of it, chances are good it assumes the paper is more important than you. It will often offer you a snack to lure you away. Establish your supremacy over this wood pulp product at every opportunity. This practice also works well with computer keyboards, remote controls, car keys, and small children.

Waking your human at odd hours: A cat's "golden time" is between 3:30 and 4:30 in the morning. If you paw at your human's sleeping face during this time, you have a better than even chance that it will get up and, in an incoherent haze, do exactly what you want. You may actually have to scratch deep sleepers to get their attention; remember to vary the scratch site to keep the human from getting suspicious.

3. Punishing Your Human Being
Sometimes, despite your best training efforts, your human will stubbornly resist bending to your whim. In these extreme circumstances, you may have to punish your human. Obvious punishments, such as scratching furniture or eating household plants, are likely to backfire; the unsophisticated humans are likely to misinterpret the activities and
then try to discipline YOU. Instead, we offer these subtle but nonetheless effective alternatives:
* Use the cat box during an important formal dinner.
* Stare impassively at your human while it is attempting a romantic interlude.
* Stand over an important piece of electronic equipment and feign a hairball attack.
* After your human has watched a particularly disturbing horror film, stand by the hall closet and then slowly back away, hissing and yowling.
* While your human is sleeping, lie on its face.

4. Rewarding Your Human: Should Your Gift Still Be Alive?
The cat world is divided over the etiquette of presenting humans with the thoughtful gift of a recently disemboweled animal. Some believe that humans prefer these gifts already dead, while others maintain that humans enjoy a slowly expiring cricket or rodent just as much as we do, given their jumpy and playful movements in picking the creatures up after they've been presented. After much consideration of the human psyche, we recommend the following: cold-blooded animals (large insects, frogs, lizards, garden snakes, and the occasional earthworm) should be presented dead, while warm-blooded animals (birds, rodents, your neighbor's Pomeranian) are better still living. When you see the expression on your human's face, you'll know it's worth it.

5. How Long Should You Keep Your Human?
You are obligated to your human for only one of your lives. The other eight are up to you. We recommend mixing and matching, though in the end, most humans (at least the ones that are worth living with) are pretty much the same. But what do you expect? They're humans, after all. Opposable thumbs will take you only so far.

Anycat seen Edsel?

2006-05-17T11:59:00.000-04:00

If you seen Edsel since he gone on the lam, please let Boni know. She's all sad and furry worried bout her Tuxedo Gangster. If I see any of those customs people I'm gonna bite them. Bad bad customs people to make Boni so worried!

Mommy's Marbles are Back!

2006-05-08T17:30:00.000-04:00

Thanks effurycat for the nice comments bout finding my Mommy's marbles. :) Mommy found her marbles tho, with some help from me n Boni n Mini. We sitted on her and made biscuits n stuff and she membered how to nap. Yay! William, those must not be my Mommy's marbles in your yard but thanks furry much anyway, and thanks lots Patches and Mittens, but we got her marbles found. I'll hafta ask Mittens to telerport over if Mommy loses 'em again and we can't find 'em. Those big toes are almost useful as thumbs! I'm happy Mommy has her marbles back. She's kinda weird when she loses them.

Seen Mom's Marbles?

2006-05-03T12:21:00.000-04:00

I think my Mommy has lost her marbles. At least, that's what Boni said when I asked her. She's kept forgetting to nap! How could you forget to nap?!?! That'd be like forgetting to breathe or somethin. She's awful cheerful tho, so I think Boni's right. I dunno if we should try to help her get her marbles back or not. I think we should just go sit on her and remind her to nap.

Cat Blogosphere Changes

2006-04-27T12:59:00.000-04:00

Wow. I hadn't even been bloggin for a year and there's already so many changes in the cat blogosphere. (Nevermind the bean blogosphere. They can take care of that.)

Buddah is already one year old! That's hard to believe. He was just a tiny little black furball when I met Max and him.

Max has written his second book!

My sister Boni is now Edsel's Tuxedo Gun Moll in the Tuxedo Gang. (How'd that happen? I should pay more attention, I guess. And I'm a member of the gang too now!

Speaking of cat gangs. There was just the Tuxedo Gang when I first started bloggin. Now there's lots! There's the Attack of the Tabbies gang and the Coats of Many Colors gang and the Gorgeous Gingers gant and the House Panthers gang too! We cats really are taking over the whole blogosphere. *nods*

See? Here's proof

We bloggin cats have all kindsa activities now too! There's Secret Paws, and that's lotsa fun cuz we all get purresents. We play tag lots, like the favorite cat words tag game that Derby started after reading Princess Mia's post about her favorite cat words. We even do good stuff to help out other cats and bunnies! (We like to be good netizens, you know.) We have purrthday parties, and altho they get outta hand a lil sometimes (like when Timmy was wearin the lampshade at Finny and Buddy's party for Finny's purrthday), but we have lotsa fun like at Patches & Mitten's Dance Party.

It's fun being a blogging cat.

Advice?

2006-04-26T11:55:00.000-04:00

I need some advice from my fellow poodins.

How do I keep my sister Mini from following me around? Effurywhere I go she follows me! She's worse than a shadow cuz she even does it in the dark!

I thought bout givin her to the ess pee see ay but Mommy said I couldn't.

What do I do?

Favorite Bloggin Cat Words

2006-04-22T02:46:00.000-04:00

I been tagged, so I guess I'm IT! Bombay tagged me bout Favorite Bloggin Cat Words. Hmmms. There's so many fun ones! I think these are my favorites tho.

Little Sticky People - Children in Max the PsychoKitty's world
Efurrybody - everybody! I think Patches and Mittens came up with this one.
Niphead - a Kitty Crack (ala Max) junky. I don't know where this one came from, but I am one, so I like it. Did I make it up? I don't think so.
Oh yeah, Kitty Crack is one too. It's the good stuff - catnip!
Making Biscuits - kneading with paws. Boni does that lots. I can't remember who started it tho. Sorry.

And I don't know who to tag now. So.......... whoever wants to play is tagged now!
hehehe

Easter Purresent

2006-04-18T20:29:00.000-04:00

You 'member my brother Pepi who lives outside (mostly)? Well he brought Mommy a Easter purresent! I saw him through the window! Mommy hadta go to Easter dinner at Great-Grandad's and when she came back, Pepi came up to her carrying a gift! It was a real live dead birdie!!! He'd caught it himself! And he brought it to Mommy. :) But when Mommy went to get the birdie purrsent out of Pepi's mouth, it flew away! It wasn't really a real live dead birdie. It was still all alive! Mommy laughed and thanked Pepi anyways. Pepi didn't look too happy his purrsent flew away, but he liked the scritches behind the ears when Mommy thanked him. Mommy said later she wished she had the flashy box then. Pepi's a good hunter!

Hoppy Easter!

2006-04-16T13:08:00.000-04:00

In honor of Fiona and Orlando and all the bunnies...

Have a furry Hoppy Easter!

Don't Let Your Mommy Do Drugs

2006-04-13T09:03:00.000-04:00

See? Mommy's takin those drug pills for her stripped throat and she's lookin kinda icky. She says it's the stripped throat. But I've seen those mercials on tv bout doin drugs. So I think it's the pills makin her look like that! I gotta find where she hides them and take them away. That's called an enter-vention they say. Boy she needs it. Gotta get her all pink lookin again!

Stripped Throat

2006-04-11T22:45:00.000-04:00

I dunno how Mommy did it, she stripped her throat. At least, that's what the bean V-E-T told her today. So now we gotta sit on her and purr more to make her better. And Grandma keeps tellin Mommy that she's gotta rest lot and drink lotsa water and take her pills. Mommy should just act like a cat, then. Well, cept for the pills part. Pills are no fun. I'm glad *I* don't have to pry Mommy's mouth open and stick pills down her. Let Grandma do it. Or Boni. Or Mini. Or anybody but me. I'm not even gonna try. Nope. No way.

Finally! Secret Paws!

2006-04-04T05:35:00.000-04:00

The bat-trees got fixed and the flashy thing finally worked! Yay!!! And lookie, Princess Mia is my Secret Paw and lookie what she sented me!

There it is!

Smells delightful! What is it???

Wow! It's a Tuxie toy!!! and TWO count 'em TWO mousies!

Ohhhhhhhh they're NIP toys! They smell sooooooo good!

And a nice note from Mia! (Mom read that to me please, I'm having

too much fun with this nice NIP!

Thank you Princess Mia!!! You're a GREAT Secret Paw!

Danged Bat-Trees

2006-04-01T13:01:00.000-05:00

It's all the bat-trees fault we can't open our Secret Paws now! Boni got her Secret Paw pressie and since now we all got ours, we should be able to open them. But the bat-trees in the flashy thing are tired, so Mommy said we will open our Secret Paws once they're recharged. Maybe if I go give them the evil cat eye stare they will recharge faster? I'm gonna go check. Hurry up bat-trees so we can open our Secret Paws!!!

Lookie Now!

2006-03-29T19:49:00.000-05:00

Phew. Blogger was wonky. Then Mommy was busy. Then I was napping. And we all took turns like that! I think I can show you my pressies from Beau now tho. Cross your paws for me please!

Hey! What's this?

It's a mousie!! A rattly mousie!!
Rattly mousies are my favorite!

No Mommy, I'm not gonna play no more til
you put the flashy thing away!

We gots stinky goodness too, but Mommy said she didn't wanna show us off bein barbarians at the dish.

Pressies!

2006-03-22T21:48:00.000-05:00

We got pressies from Beau today! I got a rattly mouse! I loves rattly mice lots and its all feathery and purrty. Thank you Beau! Mommy took pictures of me and Boni and Mini with our pressies but blogger's bein bad and won't let us upload them. Poo! Well, Boni and Mini will tell you bouts and show you their pressies when blogger's not bein bad.

Oh! I got my Secret Paws gift from Princess Mia too! Thank you!!! But I can't open it yet. *kitty scowl* Mommy says we have to wait til everybody gets their Secret Paw and Boni's hasn't come yet. It'll be fun when we can open them tho! I can't wait!

I'm sorry

2006-03-19T03:42:00.000-05:00

I'm sorry I was snarky about the Moses stuff. That wasn't nice of me. Mommy said we should be extra nice when we disagree and not snarky at all. Mommy is sorry too. I guess I should stop my snarky lessons cuz I'm gettin too snarky.

I'm sorry (but a differnt way) that I couldn't get to the party at Finny and Buddy's Friday night. It's kinda embarassin but I wented to get nip from the nip drawer and I kinda fell in. And well, I didn't find my way back out til Saturday! Oops! I hear yalls had lotsa fun tho. I'm glad Finny had a good purrthday party!

All Hail to the Snake Master!

2006-03-17T12:46:00.000-05:00

I mean... Happy St. Patrick's Day! I don't like things that look like snakes, so I think St. Patrick is cool. He made all the snakes in Ireland go away! But I'm not sure bout wearing green. I don't wear nothin but my tuxedo. But maybe I can find a green blanky to crawl under and wear. I'm sure not gonna wear no green derby. Derby isn't green! Derby is nice ginger color!

Mommy's Not Sad Anymore

2006-03-17T00:30:00.000-05:00

... now she's ANGRY. She said to me today, "What right does anyone have to tell the people who take care of Moses what to do?"

I agree with Mommy. It's sad Moses had to move to a barn. But just cuz I don't like somethin or it makes me sad don't mean I can tell other folks not to do it. It's sposed to be a free country! And it's not even like they killed Moses or put him somewhere he'd starve, so it's not like they were even evil or cruel to Moses. Just sad he had to go.

And Mommy said, "Since when do strangers have more right than the parents to decide what's the best for their own child? Don't parents have any rights any more?"

Go Mommy! I don't want nobody tellin my Mommy how she has to take care of me. Well, unless she was tryin to kill me maybe. My Mommy does her best, and I bet Moses people did too. I mean gee, they let him blog and everything. If they were mean, evil people I bet they wouldn't have let him blog!

I don't think we got no right to tell other people what to do when we're not even there to see what's happenin. Go on ahead and hate me if you want. I'm gonna stand by my Mommy. As Max would say, "Bite me." We believe in a free America where people don't get messed with for making their own choices.

Famous too!

2006-03-09T23:46:00.000-05:00

I'm famous now too! And not cuz of an apron I don't got. Max answered my questions in his new book! We gotted it today. Yay! Mommy's read some of it to us and I made her look up to see if Max answered my questions. And he did! Now I know the answers! And I'm famous cuz I'm in his famous book. Yay! Thank you Max!

Lektures

2006-03-05T14:25:00.000-05:00

*sigh* Mommies like to give lektures. This time I got a lekture bout not bribin kitties. Mommy says that love ya pay for is never no good. She said that's like pawstitution or somefin and it's no good. She said that most anythin you get from bribin is never no good. Well dang. I guess I'll have to give back that toy I bribed from Mini. And I won't bother bribin nocat else. At least Mommy got so busy lekturin me bout bribin that she forgot to lekture me about exersizin. Maybe she'll forget that one for good. I prefer nappin.

Max's New Book!

2006-03-02T22:36:00.000-05:00

Lookie! Max's new book can be ordered now!

We made Mom order ours today! We loved his first book. (Ok, Max, whaddo I get for pimpin the book? hehehe) He inspired us so much! I'm still working on my snarky lessons, although I think I have it down right good.

Bite Me!

See?
*lotsa kitty giggles*

2006-02-25T11:35:00.000-05:00

Hi effurrybody! Sorry I couldn't visit yalls blogs and post on mine much this week. Mommy's been on vacations and Uncle Roman came to visit AND Grandma had a purrthday. Phew! I'm gonna have to nap for a week to recover!

Mommy asked me to tell yall lots of thank yous for your good wishes and purrayers and stuff! She said she's gonna be ok, just needs help from the bean V-E-T and has to take care of herself good, and the COPD stuff isn't like fleas at all. I'm glad it's not like fleas! I'd have to put that Advantage stuff on her to get them dead n stuff.

I got that stuff in my mouth once and it tasted soooooooooo bad that I foamed at the mouth like a rabid kitty. I hopped around and jumped and squealed and tried to spit my tongue out it tasted so bad. Boy, that scared Mommy lots. Once I got that bad taste out of my mouth I didn't foam any more and that made Mommy happy again, tho.

Grandma got lotsa pressies and she had lotsa fun on her purrthday. She gave me a present too! Some shiny paper that was on one of her pressies! It's all fun and crinkly and shiny. See me here? I wouldn't let Mini and Boni play with it cuz it was MY crinkly shiny paper from Grandma! (They got to play with other stuff with Grandma and Uncle Roman tho.)

2006-02-20T11:36:00.000-05:00

HMPH! I forgot to hit the post this thingy button a couple of days ago, so there's a new post way far down there now. Mommy says I should read the directions. Whaffor? I can't help it if this thingy don't work right!

For yall who asked, Mommy got her test results and she said she failed. She got COPD, whatever that is. I hope it's not like fleas. They're nasty. She said the nurse lady didn't say what kind, but she will find out when she has her V-E-T appointment in March. Right now Mommy's on vacation, tho. Better than V-E-T, and we get lotsa kitty and Mommy time too! I like that part!

Happy Valentine's :) Purrrrrrrrrrs!

2006-02-14T16:43:00.000-05:00

Click the pic to see it better!

Purrty Girl

2006-02-11T01:42:00.000-05:00

Ok, Oreo, here's a purrty girl picture for you to see! This is my new blanky. See how soft and fuzzy it is? And course I'm the purrty girl. hehehe

A Pic and Stuff

2006-02-08T22:19:00.000-05:00

I meowed to Mommy that I need more pics for my blog. She said she didn't have any new ones cept pics of her jewelry. I told her she needs to get the flashy thing and take pics of more fun stuff, but I don't think she listened. So anyways, since joolry is all we got pics of now, here's one of her new ones.
So there's a picture at least!

Our beans didn't have a great last few days. After Grandma got in that car accident thingy (but is ok!), the next day she got bit by a Stray Cat!!! And that's real bad cuz she was trying to give him food. Silly cat. She tried to find out if he belonged to somebody, but everybody said he was a stray. So her and Mom got real sad but they had to call the Biting-Stray-Cats Control people and get him tooked away to be watched for 10 days. I heard Grandma say that she really really hated to do that but she didn't wanna get rabies or have to get lotsa stabby shots just in case. Mommy's temporary tooth came out again. She's lergic to the glue so the teeth V-E-T had to not put much in. I wonder why beans get temporary teeth. Can't they just use their real teeth? Grandma told us that her car was totaled. I guess they added it up. And Mommy got real mad at a guy who was mean to her. So our poor beans been havin a hard time. I told them they should just nap more, cuz that'll fix bout anything. That or crunchies. (Or Stinky Goodness if you like that better.)

Us cats have been doin good cept for worryin about our beans. I got a new blanky that I gotta get Mommy to take a picture of. It's fuzzy and warm and I like sleeping on it. Boni got a new heated mat to sleep on sometime last week I think it was. I wasn't successful getting in the catnip drawer again, but it's fun tryin! It got cold outside again. I can tell cuz one of my pillows I like to sleep on is next to the wall on a box thingy and the wall started feelin cold at night again, so I have to sleep on the bed. Also Pepi and Gree are gettin to sleep on the sun porch so they don't get too chilly. Grandma says they don't know what to do bein so toasty when it's cold outside. Yeah sure. They nap! Grandma won't let me out to the sunroom with them (which is ok by me) but I can peek in and see that they're nappin on the table! Smart kitties. Get warm and nap. Very smart. Mini is still a moocher, but she likes to be a lap cat too. She rolls around on Mommy's or Grandma's lap so much that sometimes she rolls off. Not quite as smart.

Last night I was out prowlin round the house when Mini nearly startled the poop out of me. She sneaked up behind me and meowed. I bout jumped all the way to the ceiling! Course I hissed too cuz I was startled. Mommy heard me hissin and came and ran to see what was wrong. By then me and Mini were hissin at each other lots. So Mommy picked me up and tooked me back to my safe place (my room!) with my feliway. I got a claw stuck in Mommy's arm tho and me and her both howled. Yuk! I hate when my claws get stuck in things. Specially howling beans. I didn't mean to do it tho, so Mommy wasn't mad. She did bleed some tho, but she said that's good it's her body cleanin it out where my claw stuck. I didn't know that's what bleedin was. So blood is like that stuff they use to clean the bathroom. Weird.

2006-02-03T13:52:00.000-05:00

I saw this on DivaKitty's blog and thought it looked like fun. I'm from Venus too, like DK Mom!

You Are From Venus

You love all forms of beauty. You love dressing up and anything luxurious.
A social butterfly, you're incredibly popular and a great host.
You're known for your fairness and affection. And as a frind to all.
Careful though! You're desire to please may make you too willing to conform.
Be yourself. Focus on what matters to you. You'll be all the more popular for it.

What Planet Are You From?

I'm not sure on that conforming thing, though. Mommy says I'm a little princess and princesses don't conform. Do they?

Evidence!

2006-02-03T12:53:00.000-05:00

See! I knew it! Mini is a Moocher!!! Here's the evidence!
Hmmms. I wonder if that moon shaped thing on the plate is tasty. Nah. It's not crunchies or tuna juice. I can tell!

2006-02-02T23:00:00.000-05:00

Not a great evening.

Grandma was late coming home tonight. She likes to go places, so I figured she forgot to come home and give me my catnip cuz she was off some place. So I was Kinda Mad. So I sat on the edge of my bed and Scowled. I Scowled while I waited for her to come home so I could tell her how bad it was to forget to make sure that I got my catnip on time. Well Grandma finally got home, but she didn't come in to see me scowling. She went straight upstairs to Mommy's instead. I got Real Mad then. Then Grandma and Mommy both came down and they were both all upset. I wasn't gonna let that stop me from Scowling tho, no way. Then I found out.

Grandma was in a car accident tonight!!! :( :( :( Oh no! I forgot all bout bein Mad, I was so glad my Grandma wasn't hurt!!! She's ok, just was upset bout it. Oh my gosh. I'm so glad Grandma's ok. I felt so guilty for bein Real Mad when it wasn't Grandma's fault she was late. I was Real Nice to her cuz I was so glad she was ok. I didn't even beg for catnip. Thank You God for lookin after my Grandma!!!!!!!!!!

PS Mommy says I should let yall know that Grandma was real grateful that the person in the other car was ok too.

2006-02-01T19:21:00.000-05:00

Thanks effurrybody for their nice wishes for my Mommy. She got tested today but she doesn't know yet if she passed or failed. A pulmafroglogist has to check her test and see if she passed or failed. She won't know for 7 to 10 days!!!

Mommy's tests were to see if she's got stress-induced asthma (like Somebody Else She's Related To) or something Really Icky like emphysema. Eejit doktor kept going back and forth about it and xrays didn't tell them much of nothin it seems like cept that she gots scars inside from a Nasty Bout of Bronchitis she had a long time ago.

So now Mom's done with her test and I'm glad! Nuff about her. On to ME!

I got a new feliway smelly thing for my wall socket smell-maker last night. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee It makes me feel so calm and good. I even didn't mind that Mini slept only TWO inches from me on the bed with Grandma last night! (Now that I'm in the other room with the puter I'm wondering if that feliway stuff is like major stuff nip maybe. I musta been outta my mind!)

Speakin of nip stuff, Boni told me there's more stuff to read on Catnip Anonymous since I last got hold of the puter. Nip stories! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee I think I'll grab me some nip and go read.

PS Kukka-Maria is right! We cats should have our own puters!

2006-01-31T12:24:00.000-05:00

Mom's been hogging the puter. She said something bout writing a "you're fired" letter to the Eejit Doktor. I dunno how it could take her so long to write "you're fired" tho. I bet she was sneakin and doing other things.

Mommy said to tell you all thanks lots for your kind words and positive thoughts and purrayers. And specially offers to hiss at and poop on Eejit Doktor. She said those were good ideas and maybe she'd try them herself. Then she giggled lots.

Mommy went to Smart New Doktor yesterday. Instead of guessin, Smart New Doktor is getting her tested for Nasty Stuff tomorrow. Sounds nasty to me. But Mommy's happy about it and she said she'd let everycat know when they give her the answers.

I gotta go cuz Mommy needs the puter again. *sigh*

2006-01-27T21:24:00.000-05:00

Shhhhh. I am hiding. If I sit just right, all my white spots are covered and I'm invisible under the bed.

I am hiding because Mommy has been saying lots of Very Bad Words about the Nutso Crazy Eejit Doktor ever since she got home. It's kind of hard to tell between all the Very Bad Words, but it sounds like the Nutso Crazy Eejit Doktor forgot he told her she was so sick with that bad thing and told her something else today. And then he told her the Special Doktor said something else different too. Mommy is not sad now. Mommy is Very Very Angry. I sure wouldn't want to be that Nutso Crazy Eejit Doktor. Mommy said something bout the fleas of a thousand animals infecting him and pianos on the head and all kinds of stuff. So it sounds like he's in Very Big Trouble. I really really hate fleas, but it sounds like Nutso Crazy Doktor deserves them. Mean, mean Doktor for making my Mommy so sad and then so angry.

I heard Grandma say that Mommy is going to a New Good Doktor on Monday. New Good Doktor is a nice lady, Grandma says, and a very Good Doktor. She's supposed to straighten it all out for Mommy.

I hope this New Good Doktor can tell Mommy if she's really so sick or not and help Mommy out if she is so sick. Cuz otherwise there will be lots more Very Bad Words and I may have to hide under the bed for a very long time. That would be bad because the litterbox won't fit under the bed.

2006-01-26T03:19:00.000-05:00

Sorry me and Boni hadn't been around much the last couple days. Mommy's been sad. She's got some sort of sick thing that won't go away and it makes her feel tired n stuff. And a good friend of hers got told by the... lemme see if I get it right what Mommy said... "G*!@#% idiot doctors in that benighted *()&(*)& town" that he was dying. I hope those *bad words* doctors are wrong. Or Mommy will get really really sad. Anyways, we've been lookin after Mommy. She goes back to her doctor (and she doesn't say bad words about him) on Friday. So cross your paws for Mommy and her friend please, and say a purrayer if you can. Thank yous :)

2006-01-22T03:22:00.000-05:00

Happy Answer Your Cat's Questions Day!

Now efurrybody go ask their beans questions. They gotta answer cuz it's our holiday. I'm gonna take Mommy my list. See yas later!

2006-01-20T16:10:00.000-05:00

Cat Holiday!!!

Did you know that Sunday is a cat holiday? It is! It's Answer Your Cat's Question Day! (See at the bottom of this ASPCA news alert thingy for info about it. ) So we gotta let all our beans know so we can get them to answer our questions! I bet we get some funny answers to our questions.

Our very own holiday. Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

2006-01-18T23:17:00.000-05:00

I'm almost over bein in the nip drawer. But here comes Mommy and she needs her puter for work. I guess it's ok if she works to keep the nip drawer full.

2006-01-15T23:50:00.000-05:00

Lookie! I found the catnip stash! Mom hides it so we don't steal it all and have some for our site. But I found it!

Course I was all tuckered out after. But I stayed near the stash just in case.

2006-01-14T16:25:00.000-05:00

While I was curled up in my kitty bed, I was thinkin about cat heroes cuz of that kitty that called 911 for his bean. So when I gots to the puter, I went and googled some cat heroes and decided to put links to them on my blog here! They're down on the right side, so if you wanna read about some more kitty heroes, you can. :) There's even a doggie who was so good at rescuing cats she got named Cat of the Year one time! Can you imagine that!!! Some doggies are ok, I guess. Long as they don't live in my house.

2006-01-12T18:48:00.000-05:00

Tuxie Cat Earrings!

Lookie! Tuxie cat earrings! And food for animals included. Sorta. Me and Mom saw these at the Animal Rescue Site. See, we click every day to help out kitties and other animals. And sometimes I get to go shopping in their shop. It's fun cuz they have lotsa cat stuff. Even these tuxie cat earrings. They're called happy cat earrings. :) I dunno about the purple tuxie cats tho. I've never seen one of them. Maybe if I hold my breath a really long time I'd turn purple? Are those tuxie cats holding their breath? I don't think I'll try it. I like being comfy instead.

2006-01-11T10:00:00.000-05:00

Luckily the tuxie dog is stayin at Great-Grandad's house. Sisters are enough to deal with, if you ask me. Right Edsel and William?

Just thinkin about it has me ready to bite somethin. I think I need some nip. See?

2006-01-06T21:40:00.000-05:00

I caught her!

I came to the puter thing to blog and I found a picture of my Grandma holding a DOG! I couldn't believe it! So I hadda go ask her. She said the dog is my Great-Grandad's new friend. Good thing. I was scared Grandma was gonna bring it home. It's kinda cute really. I mean, after all, it is a tuxie dog. So maybe it's ok. If it stays at Great-Grandad's house.

2006-01-03T03:11:00.000-05:00

Life is totally unfair. Boni and Mini got chicken and I didn't. So what if I wasn't upstairs at the time? Mommy should have brought me some down here to my room.

2006-01-01T04:27:00.000-05:00

Happy New Year!

2005-12-28T03:17:00.000-05:00

Mom got her hurty tooth exercised and she's all ok just a lil sore and lots sleepy. She naps almost as much as a cat just now!!! I gotta go sit on her and purr some more to help her get all better.

2005-12-25T16:12:00.000-05:00

Meowy Christmas and Happy RamaHanuKwanzFest and lots of peace and happy toys and stinky goodness and all good things to everycat and everybean and everybun and everypurrson of every kind!

Purrrrrrrrrrrs!
Love,
Sanjee and Sanjee's Mom

2005-12-25T02:21:00.000-05:00

Thank you Secret Paw!!!

Oh look! I finally got to open my Secret Paw purresent. I thought the brainkillers had maybe killed Mommy's brain totally and I'd never get to open it. But come Christmas Eve Grandma helped me open it while Mommy made grumbly noises about me being so hard to take pictures of.

NOW can I open it???

Oh I'm so excited. Thank you Grandma for helping!

What's in here? It smells gooooooooooood!

Oh look! Catnip toys!

Ohhhhhhhhhhh a dangly catnip toy! Goody!

And a catnip carrot too! This is for sure the best carrot I've ever seen!

I'll play with both of them!

Hey, wait! Bring my carrot back here Boni!
That's my carrot!

Thank you lots and lots and lots Secret Paw!!! (I got my carrot back from Boni, too, don't worry!) You're a most bestest Secret Paw!

2005-12-24T03:27:00.000-05:00

Grandma putted a new fancy bedspread on my bed. Well, she says it's her bed, but beans do get confused about these things, yanno. She said I'm not to scratch it. What good is a bedspread on my bed if I can't scratch it if I want to? I'm going to ask her to put the old one back, the one I can scratch.

Mommy Toothy Update: Mommy couldn't exercise her tooth cuz she had a fever. She's gonna get it exercised on Tuesday. She says she's still feeling better than she was, just not all better enough yet.

2005-12-22T12:40:00.000-05:00

Mommy's anti-bio-ticks are working she says! Today is first day she hasn't bumped into walls and tripped on us! She's feeling better and she says she'll feel lots better tomorrow after the demon-tooth gets exercised. I guess maybe they make the demon-tooth exercise til it falls out or something. I'm just glad Mommy's feeling better today.

2005-12-21T21:15:00.000-05:00

Mommy's Toothy Update

Momny has two hurty teeth and the other hurty toothy got all way hurty this morning and woke her up and all. She wasn't happy bout that. I wouldn't be either! When I wanna nap, I wanna nap! So Mommy went to the toothy doctor this morning and got some sort of stuff called "dental paste tar" to put on the bad hurty parts in her mouth and pills for the bad toothy hurty parts. I dunno why tar is good for hurty mouths. It makes Mommy make really nasty faces and she says it makes her tummy feel icky. That doesn't sound so good, but she says it make the toothy-mouthy part feel better. I offered her some of my crunchies to settle her tummy, but she didn't seem interested. Maybe she'll want some later. I'll save some for her.

Mommy had to go to the morals surgeon this afternoon, too. She was awful busy. The morals surgeon is gonna surgery out the bad toothy stuff on Friday. Mommy wanted it out so bad she said she'd even go on Christmas if she had to!!! I'm glad she doesn't gotta do that on Christmas, though. She said she likes the morals surgeon, and that's good if she's getting toothy stuff surgeried out. (Did anycat ever figure out what morals and toothies have to do with each other???)

It's my turn to go sit on Mommy and purr to make her feel better. I'll keep yall updated when I get breaks.

2005-12-20T18:47:00.000-05:00

Mommy got an abcessed hurty tooth :( She don't feel good at all. So me and Boni and Mini and Grandma Cat have been lookin after her. She got a 'pointment with the moral surgeon tomorrow. I don't know what morals got to do with teeth, tho. But she says tomorrow she goes and the moral surgeon will figure out how to make her better and she'll get another 'pointment real soon to get the making better done. I'm glad the moral surgeon will help her! It's sad when Mommy isn't feeling good.

2005-12-13T03:19:00.000-05:00

That's what my Mommy says. Yep. Max's fault!

And Mommy made me ask permission to post this on my blog cuz the book cover is Max's copyright. Max said I could put it up tho :)
I putta link to Max's blog too!

2005-12-10T03:54:00.000-05:00

Life's Tough

That's what Mommy says a lot lately. A good friend of hers got real sick and had to go to the bean hospital. And she had to go away for a couple days. (She left the puter OFF and I couldn't blog!!!) She came home talkin about runnin around like a chicken with a chopped off head. She had to feed her friends woofies and clean his clothes so he wouldn't have to be at the hospital in a funny dress without a back. And she had to help him with his business stuff. I didn't get all what she said bout business stuff she said except she had to make him get signs or checks or something. That's all very confusing to me. Mommy's friend is still at the bean hospital and she's gotta go back in just a couple sleeps. Well maybe 20 or 30 sleeps. Not 52 or a bajrillion sleeps like til Christmas.

Talkin bout Christmas, I wonder if there's any of those shiny thingies or tree parts in any of these boxes. You think maybe?

2005-12-03T15:05:00.000-05:00

My Meme ( :P Boni! )

Favourite place to sleep?
In my cat bed. It's on Grandma's bed and it's near Grandma's feet when she's in bed, even.

Favourite music?
Any QUIET music. I don't like loud noise.

Favourite toy?
My catnip scratchy mat.

Favourite food?
Crunchies!

Favorite human?
Grandma. Mom's a close second tho.

Favorite game?
Catnip roly-poly. You know, where you roll around in the catnip then go nuts and run around the room then roll around in the catnip some more.

Favorite window?
The one by Grandma's bed where I can sit on her bed or in my cat bed and watch the birdies and stuff outside.

Favorite naughty thing to do?
Jump on Mini.

2005-12-02T19:25:00.000-05:00

Here's Mommy being a pirate. Grandma took Mommy's pirate picture last night. Mommy's not being a pirate today though. Her eye didn't hurt today so she got to take it off like the bean vet said she could. :) Yay!

2005-12-01T16:17:00.000-05:00

Mommy had an oopsy! She was making some jewelry and a piece of metal flew up and hit her in the eye! Owwwwwwwwwwwy. She had to go to the emergency bean vet and he gave her drops and stuff to put in her eye and make it better. It's gettin better but not real fast, so her regular bean vet made her wear an eye patch. Now Mommy looks like a pirate!!! Grandma says she's gonna take a picture of Mommy the Pirate for me to put on my blog. I'll show you soon as I can. It'd be nice if you'd say purrayers or send good thought to Mommy so her eye heals real fast. She doesn't like bein a pirate.

2005-11-29T10:46:00.000-05:00

I played so much with Uncle Roman and ate to much turkey that I've had to rest the last couple days. Lotsa naps helped! Today I was back to my old meowy self. I had lots of fun for Thanksgiving, though :) Thank you everycat and everyone else for the Thanksgiving wishies. That was real nice of you!

2005-11-23T10:38:00.000-05:00

Uncle Roman is here!

Happy Thanksgiving and lotsa yummy treats if I am too busy playing and napping and eating to get back to my blog til Friday!

I gotta go play with Uncle Roman!

2005-11-22T13:00:00.000-05:00

Meet Fatty! At first we thought he's really fat, then we figured out he just has lots and lots of fluffy fur. But we still call him Fatty.

Fatty has started gettin snacks at dinner time for Gree and Pepi, our outside sister and brother. At first Mommy would chase Fatty away cuz she says we can't feed all the cats outside. Then Mommy realized that Fatty is an Elder Kitty! You can kinda see the grey whiskers he has on one side in this picture she took. She said Elder Kitties have survived a long time and get special respect, so Fatty can have snacks at our house if he wants to. Now Fatty even has his own bowl that Grandma gave him. Maybe we should call this the House of Cat Snacks? Or maybe the House of Cat Goodies cuz of the catnip too.

2005-11-21T02:51:00.000-05:00

I found a new place to help other kitties and other fluffies! Well, it's not new really but it was new to me. I found a link to it on William's blog, but I bet other cats have it on their blogs too. It's Petfinder's Foundation Sponsor a Pet and it's cool. It's where you can donate to help out kitties and other fluffies by sponsoring them. I talked Mommy into giving some! That wasn't so hard tho cuz she likes to do that. She said she didn't have a lotta money to give, but she had a little and she'd give that cuz every little bit counts they say. Hmm. Maybe me and Boni and Mini should give some catnip to the kitties in the shelters near here for Christmas. That would be fun!

2005-11-20T04:49:00.000-05:00

Brrrrrrrrrr

It got all cold outside here. So I've been hiding in my toasty cat bed and under my sheepskin type blankie. I may have fur, but I don't like to be cold! Toasty is best. I'll snuggle up under here and wait for Uncle to come visit.

2005-11-18T11:47:00.000-05:00

I'm all excited. Mommy's feeling better now. Her meow sounds really weird still, but she says she feels ok. Maybe the anti bio ticks can't fix a meow. I'm awful glad she feels better tho. :)

Plus, Grandma is doesn't have to go to work next week! She gets to stay home with me! I like it lots when Grandma stays with me instead of going to the work place. :) Grandma says she likes it too. She calls it a vacation. Maybe we can nap together in a patch of sun!

AND my Uncle is coming to visit! He's fun! Here's a picture of us playing with a box when I was a big kitten. How could he not be a good Uncle Cat when he likes boxes?!?!?!
Life is good. :)

Purrrrrrrrrrrs.

PS. I almost forgot! If you wanna get a sample catnip pouch free, go to see our catnip page and send a nice email before Thanksgiving and me and Boni and Mini will send you one free. Um well, if you're in the US. Mom says the nasty laws won't let us mail nip outside the US. If you're somewhere else tho we'll try to figure some sort of present to send. :)

2005-11-16T15:52:00.000-05:00

Mommy's been feeling icky icky. She has a sinus thingy. Sounds nasty to me! But the bean vet gave Mommy some anti bio ticks that must be anti sinus thingies too and Mommy's starting to feel better now. :) So me and Boni and Mini have been busy lookin after Mommy. Grandma too. Mommy says she'll be able to help us type more in a day or two. I wish I had opposable thumbs. I'm awful glad Mommy's starting to feel better tho!

2005-11-09T19:38:00.000-05:00

I got a lecture today from Mommy. See? She was telling me that I'm not sposed to mess with the tuxie bear-cat. I guess I'll have to leave it alone. It's awful fun to play with though. How come the fun things are off limits? No fair!

2005-11-01T18:08:00.000-05:00

Pepi made it through halloweenie again. Mommy worries bout him cuz he's a black cat and she doesn't want him to get hurt by people being mean weird on halloweenie. But she is all happy today cuz he's ok. :) See?Mommy tried to catch him and bring him inside yesterday, but when he saw her comin he ranned away! He never does that! She said apparently he knows to be extra careful on halloweenie. So today Pepi is rollin around in the leaves having fun. :) I'm glad he's ok. He's our only brother, even if he is an outdoor brother. It would be real bad for him to not be ok.

2005-10-31T23:41:00.000-05:00

Mommy's gone tuxie crazy! She got a stuffed bear in a tuxie cat suit! Me and Boni and Mini are all tuxies, so why does she need a fake cat tuxie? I don't get it. Maybe she just wanted a tuxie with an orange nose? I'm lookin close here and I still don't see why a bear in a tuxie cat suit is so neato. Mommy's a lil strange sometimes.

2005-10-31T02:56:00.000-05:00

Happy Halloweenie!

All black cats should stay inside and snuggle for Halloweenie. It's snuggle weather! It got all cool now, so it's time to snuggle up. I can sleep with Grandma on the bed and be all warm and snuggly. And during the day I sleep on my pillow next to the radiator under my fleecy thing. Yummy :) I like snuggling. It feels goooooooooood. I like when the radiators are on.

2005-10-25T21:53:00.000-04:00

Wowee! The Richmond SPCA here raised over $70,000 to help pets that got hurt or losted in the Katrina hurricane storm! That's a lot of money! I'm real proud of them. They're a no-kill place and that's real good. I'm proud of Mommy too cuz she gave them some money to help the hurt or losted pets. Everybody who helps is so nice. :)

2005-10-21T13:35:00.000-04:00

Grandma forgave me :) Yay! She said she knew I didn't mean to bitey her. Aw thank you Grandma, I really didn't mean to. Grandma even gave me some catnip AND a new bag AND some crinkly paper to play with. Wow! She's a nice Grandma. Mommy took this picture of me with my goodies and she says you can see the evidence on me. I got bits of catnip on me! Oopsy! Oh yeah and Grandma's bean vet person said that the bitey spot on her hand is ok and she don't need pills or nothing cuz of it. I was real happy about that!

2005-10-19T23:21:00.000-04:00

I feel bad. I bit my Grandma by mistake. :( I wasn't even trying to bite her at all! Mini was jumpin at me and I was hissin and swattin at her and Grandma's hand got in the way. :( I made Grandma's hand bleed and get a big bruise :( I'm so sorry Grandma! I didn't mean to! Please forgive me.

2005-10-18T05:09:00.000-04:00

I forgot to put a picture of my box up. So here it is. Can you see me hiding in it? Mommy even wrote my name on it! It had some banker's name on it and that wouldn't do.

Boni said since she got her own blog, I could take her off here. That didn't seem like such a bad idea since she made me sound like I did catnip alllllll the time. And she didn't even mention Mini having catnip! But who can blame a girl for liking catnip sometimes.

2005-10-16T14:39:00.000-04:00

I helped Boni make some links on her new blog. Now I've gotta see if I'm missin any links. Mommy laughed at that and said she wondered what the cat missing link was. I dunno what she's talking about.

But Mommy helped me get the picture off the camera of me and Boni and Mini! Looky! See we really were all 3 in the same room at the same time. And me and Mini weren't even hissin. Well, not right then anyways. We hissed later.

2005-10-16T02:36:00.000-04:00

Gosh, Boni made it sound like I'm a total kitty crack head. Sisters!!! I gotta get the photographer to take a picture of Boni layin around on the sofa just cuz.

Mom did come home today with crinkly bags for us! I got a real big crinkly brown one that I fit real good in. Boni got one with a flower drawing on it. Mini got a brown one too, but it wasn't as big as mine. ~~Mom~~ The photographer said she'd have taken a picture but she used up the batteries earlier takin pictures of us. Oh well. She said she'd get the pictures of us from earlier off the camera later. I wonder when later is? They never say. I'll show you once she does it, tho. I'd do it, but I don't know how to get the camera to spit them out.

2005-10-15T11:18:00.000-04:00

Hi! I'm Sanjee's sister Boni. Sanjee's been into the catnip a lot lately and said she was too nipped to blog. So I thought I'd say hi. Sanjee's kinda cute when she's zipped on the nip. See?

Mommy's busy this weekend. She's going to a show about jools and rocks and stuff. I think she'll have fun. She likes jools and rocks. I bet she comes home with lots of crinkly bags for us to play with and maybe some rocks to roll around. Mini says she hopes Mommy comes home with a hamburger for us. All Mini ever thinks about is food.

2005-10-11T08:47:00.000-04:00

Looky!

Mommy got pictures of the racoon!
He was helping the outside cats eat breakfast!

I don't think Pepi and Gree wanted help tho.

Grandma is going to call the racoon people so he can go live in a good racoon place. She said if they do mean things to them she's gonna get a friend to help trap him and take him out to Aunty Grace and Aunty Jean's place cuz it's out in the woods way far.

2005-10-11T02:10:00.000-04:00

My Mommy had an adventure yesterday! She heard the outdoors kitties meowing for breakfast, and she took food out. I tried to warn her by meowing, but she didn't listen and told me I had food in my room. But I wasn't trying to tell her about food. I was trying to tell her that Gree and Pepi had got the racoon cornered in the cat igloo thingy! So Mommy jumped up real high (almost like a cat!) and made squeaking noises (almost like a mouse) when she saw the racoon sticking his nose out of the cat igloo with Pepi and Gree standing there not letting him out. Pepi and Gree were sorta just in the way so Mr Racoon couldn't get out and they were actin all curious. Once Mommy stopped squeaking and jumping, she distracted Pepi and Gree so Mr Racoon could sneak out. Well he snucked out and ranned off the porch. But he wanted food too! So he came back up on the porch to help Pepi and Gree eat. Mommy told me later she had visions of a cat and racoon fight, so she distracted Mr Racoon by putting down a few pieces of food for him off away from the porch and it worked. Mr Racoon likes kitty food, I guess. Mommy said it was weird he was scared of Pepi and Gree, cuz 'coons usually aren't scared of cats. He's just a kid tho, Mommy said. But it's a good thing Pepi and Gree have their shots just in case he gets all normal like and bites!

Mommy told Grandma about her adventure. And guess what (Scooby and Shaggy and Scout, listen!), Grandma let Gree in for a while and petted her and let her visit! Grandma told Gree that she could come in when it's real cold or something outside. Pepi didn't want to come in tho. Boys can be weird, I guess. It's much nicer inside, I think. So I bet Grandma lets Gree in to stay before long. Mommy says not to mention that to Grandma tho or she'll get all 'barassed and won't do it. hehehe

2005-10-08T03:04:00.000-04:00

This is Gree. She's the "light black" tuxedo cat that Grandma and Mommy adopted. She's an outdoor kitty and she's Pepi's best buddy. She has a nice tuxedo, even if she is "light black" (Gray! Gree means gray in some language or other, but I don't know how to spell it like that other language.) Gree usually looks more smiley friendly like when I see her out the window, but the photographer said she couldn't get Gree to smile for the camera. At least she got a picture. (See Edsel! The photographer did it finally!)

2005-10-03T18:43:00.000-04:00

Mommy was up fussing at the puter more last night. The fishnetwork thingy wasn't working again and all her work pictures were stuck on the wrong puter. She was hollerin about an a drive and a burner and nets. So I just stayed in my room and tried to ignore it all. I took long long naps last night and today. Now Mommy's all happy cuz the fishnetwork thingy is working. I didn't ask about the drives and burners though. If they're not working I don't want her to think about them and get upset again.

2005-10-03T00:46:00.000-04:00

This is Pepi! Ta da! The puter AND the photo thingy are working. Yay!

Pepi is one of the outdoor kitties that Grandma adopted. He's very fluffy and gets leaves stuck in his fur sometimes. I bet that's annoying. Grandma and Mommy have to brush him cuz of that. His long fur is right nice looking, tho. Course he's not as handsome as if he was a tuxedo cat, but that's not his fault.

Pepi's best friend is Gree. I told my photographer to get picture of her too so yall can see. She said she'd do it when she can. Moms... I mean photographers... can be stubborn sometimes.

2005-10-02T11:29:00.000-04:00

Well dang. Mommy finally got a picture of Pepi, one of the outside cats, and now blogger won't post photos. I'll show yuou Pepi when the puter stuff will cooperaten all.

2005-09-30T23:11:00.000-04:00

Yep, kittens are cute.

This is me when I was a baby! Mommy's holding me and it was real easy for her cuz I only weighted one pound! I got rescued from the wilderness behind a car fixing shop when I was only 4 weeks old. And after only one day of rescuedness, I picked out Mommy and went to live with her. She promised to spoil me and she's done purty danged good at it!

2005-09-29T15:44:00.000-04:00

Mommy got her Timmy Wimmy tote bag! She's all excited. I'm trying to bribe Grandma to take a picture of Mommy and her bag. Or maybe me and Mommy's new bag. I like to crawl in it. I don't think Grandma wants a rattly mouse tho. Maybe some extra purrs and snuggles would do it.

2005-09-26T00:00:00.000-04:00

Timmy is a hero! He woked up his Momma when he heard the smoke alarm going off and she didn't. What a smart kitty! Three cheers for Timothy Dickens! I'm proud to be a cat like you Timmy. :)

2005-09-25T19:54:00.000-04:00

I saw a purty black and white kitty outside our house today. She was hanging out with the yard cats, Pepi and Gree. Mommy was out shopping tho and the kitty left when she got home so I couldn't get her to take no pictures. I was glad to see that this purty kitty was all plump lookin or Mommy might have 'dopted her too and I think 2 inside the house sisters and one outside sister and one outside brother are plenty. Plus a outside sorta half-brother cuz he's only kinda half 'dopted. I'd have to get a deputy queen bee kitty if we got more!

2005-09-25T01:47:00.000-04:00

I found Mommy's bed! I got curious cuz there were lots of new smells up the stairs so I went up to check it out. Of course I was careful in case there were any spooky things up there, like Mini hiding behind a door or somefin. And while I was exploring I found Mommy's bed! I wondered where she'd been sleepin. I thought maybe she just curled up on the sofa or a comfy corner somewhere. I'd forgot about the upstairs cuz for so long nobody lived up there. Mommy's bed was nice and soft and smelled like Mommy. So I curled up on it and took a nice nap.

2005-09-23T06:16:00.000-04:00

Edsel asked why I didn't have more pictures of me on my blog. I had to ask Mommy. (She's my photographer.) She said I didn't cuz I don't hang out near the camera enough. I think the camera should come to me, tho, soI asked her bring the camera to take a couple new pictures of me. She was nice and did. :)

Lookie! In this one you can see my white spots! I think I had a funny look on my face tho. Mommy says it's lots better than her driver's licence picture at least. I'm not sure what a driver's license is but if it makes your face look real funny I don't want one.

2005-09-20T22:51:00.000-04:00

Cats are entertaining! See?

We knew it all along :)

2005-09-19T15:28:00.000-04:00

Siamese Twins?

Nooooooo. They're not Siamese! They're tuxedo kitties!

Mommy caught Boni sitting on Mini in one of the cat beds. See there's another cat bed right next to it. I dunno why Boni wanted to sit on Mini instead. 'Cept maybe cuz Mini used to sit on her. Paybacks!!! hehehe

Boni Maroni is the one on the top (left) and Mini the Moocher (formerly "Skinny Mini") is the one on the bottom (right).

Doesn't Boni look kinda like Timothy Dickens? Well, cept she looks real sleepy here so you can't see her eyes good. She's got that bit of white on her face just right where Timothy does. Maybe she's his sister! She just wandered up one day and Mommy and Grandma took her in. They do that!

That's how Mini got to be my sister too! But I told 'em no more sisters! Two is enough! (Now they just 'dopt outside sisters and brothers. Phew!)

Doesn't Mini have an awful evil gleam in her eye? Mommy said that's just the flash on the camera, but I know better. Mini gets that same look when she's about to pounce me!!!

2005-09-18T12:48:00.000-04:00

Mommy's off at her studio again. She makes joolry. Did you know that? There's a link down there somewhere on the right paw side if you wanna see.

I think Mommy should make joolry for kitties! Or at least make more joolry about kitties. After all, kitties are SUPER!

Since I don't wear a collar no more, I think I'd wanna have a suncatcher thingie. Mommy makes those sometimes with glittery rocks that make sunshine fly all over. It's fun to chase the bits of sunshine.

If you could have any kind of kitty joolry you wanted, what kind would it be? Or if you wanted to give your humans special kitty type joolry, what would you wanna give them?

2005-09-18T02:56:00.000-04:00

I've been hiding under the bed the last couple days. Mean old Mommy took me to the mean old vet guy and I didn't like that.

I did have some fun tho. Mommy stuck me in the carrier thingy and I knew that was bad news. So I struggled and fussed and I broke the carrier thingy! Yes! Wheeeeeeeeeee!

'Course Mommy wouldn't let that stop her. She's even stubborner than me! She said awful nasty words, and she shoved the door back on the carrier thingy so I couldn't get out and did somethin so where I broke the front parts wouldn't come undone. Then she got the duck tape and taped the carrier thingy back together! Boo hisssssssss! So I had to go to the vet guy anyways.

Visiting the vet guy is so undignified. He poked me and he stabbed me TWICE! Ick!! He was so icky that I snuggled up against Mommy while he peeked in my ears and stuff. At least he didn't stick nothing nasty in my ears! He told Mommy I was all healthy, tho, (I coulda told her that!!!) and I weigh 17.6 pounds. Mommy said I was a big healthy girl for sure.

The vet guy was done pokin and peekin and stabbin, so I got to go back in the duck taped carrier thingy and Mommy took me home. She said I don't gotta go back there for a whole year! But I hid under the bed just in case she changed her mind.